so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
He is an equal opportunity slut.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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