i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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