That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
