Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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