I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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