I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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