she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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