So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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