Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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