her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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