In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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