At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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