Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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