do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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