Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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