I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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