I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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