yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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