brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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