Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Randomize
