he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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