No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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