you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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