I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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