Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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