Just fell off a train. Bad.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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