I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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