She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Mom said you looked used
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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