I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
It's just like the Real World with babies
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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