it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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