quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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