You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
porn star boner night. come get it.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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