If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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