guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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