So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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