You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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