i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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