maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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