I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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