If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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