Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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