i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
it was like eating out sand paper
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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