oh god the rape fog is back!
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
