one might say we're banned from that church
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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