let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
This is the high leading the old right now
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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