She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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