we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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