My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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