we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
