I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I think my nap took me to another dimension
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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