At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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