Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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