I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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