I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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So many bounce houses so little time
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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