I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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