Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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