Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Randomize
