lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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