Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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